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You decide to write a story where the main character is on a mission to save the world. However, their actions end up being what destroys it. What would the final lines of your story be?

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All i was meant to be was a marine.

Then i was sent here, knowing nothing but where i came from and who i was. The gods of this world gave me a prophecy to save it.

Turns out, i guess they were right.

So now, here i am, sitting on a beach chair, battle gear resting on the sand behind me, rifle to my left.

The holy church not far from here is in charred ruins, the clergy dead

The world did end, i just saved the world for everyone else.

“Hey Haji! Grab a chair, the waters fine.”

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Grand Elder Nalogard has expressed an interest in taking a vacation on Earth. Grand Elder Tashmin suspects Nalogard is going senile but has ordered you to carry out a risk assessment anyway.

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Lord Zerik of Mi'chta sighs, looking over his dataslab, pulling out a keyboard and starts to type. To their right, another slab was open with the notes he had made from looking over not only the Galatic-Net but also from talks with humans themselves.

‘Grand Elder Tashmin, this is Lord Zerik of Mi'chta, reporting in on a risk assessment. The current time is 09-DA-36b planetside. Planet Sol-3 is a Class 13 Hybrid Deathworld. Due the the extensive flora and fauna of the world below, yet all the different ways that one could perish from it, It would be both called a Deathworld but also a 'Gaian Cradle’ World.

Dangers include: Parasites, Predators from .35 units tall to 5 and 6 units tall, Shifting Weather patterns, Tectonic Shift, Venom, Toxins from plants, Thinner then average natural solar filter, high-medium gravity, Tidal Oceans, etc

Humans themselves are a threat to most people as they ride the line when it comes to being both predator and prey. That is to say, by and large, Humanity is a loud, boisterous, young race that are willing to host potential allies or even just making 'friends’, something of a platonic relationship between individuals.

One such Human, Favro Gialous, learned of my proxy and began a discussion on what i was looking for. I had most of my notes already made before contact so his words had little impact on what is in this report but i will include it all the same.

“Earth is a place that is as cruel as it is kind. Its beauties come with its hardships. It is what you make of it. For those that are coming along in their years, I would recommend something light on activity and more on witnessing the natural world. The Mediterranean and Europe, is the for the most part, a good place for vacation. Average Temperatures are around 2-3 C in winter, getting to 30-32 C in the summer months.”

To conclude this assessment, I believe that as long that Grand Elder Nalograd’s idea that vacationing on Earth is a good idea, The Grand Elder will need to look over the attached notifications that the humans themselves have posted and sent out to the wider Galactic community. As long as the Elder understands these risks, I believe that we can approve of such actions, if with a very obvious case for caution.’

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ibakesouffles

stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there’s more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

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kirain

I showed this tiktok to my grandma to make her laugh, but now she’s all excited and actually wants to make a chocolate potato cake. We’re gonna do it.

I’ll keep everyone posted.

kirain

It’s happening, folks!

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kirain

Looks good, but we’re not done yet!

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Our sweet, sweet child needs to cool before we add the finishing touches!

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kirain

My creation is complete!

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After dinner, we’ll give it a taste test!

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I wonder how it’ll taste.

kirain

Oh…

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My…

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God.

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It’s incredible!

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This stupid cake, made with potatoes … is delicious! It’s so sweet, moist, and decadent, just like a brownie! And I don’t even like chocolate or potatoes!

The recipe from the tiktok was pretty much impossible to find. I looked high and low, but everyone posted recipes that I KNOW he didn’t use because the ingredients and methods were different. After some searching, my grandma and I came up with our own recipe.

For the Cake:

1 cup mashed potato

2 cups sour cream

1 ¾ cup flour

1 ¾ cup sugar

¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder

½ cup softened butter

2 eggs

1 ½ tsp baking soda

1 tsp vanilla

Pinch of salt

For the Drizzle:

4 oz semi-sweet chocolate

½ cup sugar

3 tbsp corn syrup

2 tbsp water

A lot of recipes called for a mixer or a processor, but my grandma and I wanted to make an every-man kind of recipe, since we know not everyone has those things. Plus they’re heavy and a pain to clean anyway, so bowls it is!

Instructions:

1. Peel and boil the potato, then mash it. Set aside to cool. Go to the bathroom, do your homework, then come back. That should be enough time.

2. Set oven to 350°F.

3. Cream butter. This means putting the sugar and butter into a bowl and mashing it together with a fork until it’s thoroughly mixed.

3. Put everything else in the same bowl, including the mashed potato. Mix and stir well. Work those muscles!

4. Grease a pan (doesn’t matter what kind you use) and spatula batter into pan. Even out if necessary.

5. Bake in oven for 40 minutes.

6. Test cake with pick. If nothing sticks, it’s finished. If batter does stick to pick, let it bake a bit longer but make sure it doesn’t burn. Remove and set aside to cool.

For the Drizzle:

1. Cut chocolate into tiny squares.

2. In a small pot, mix sugar, corn syrup, and water.

3. On medium heat, wait for mixture to sizzle and stir it. Do NOT let it boil.

4. Remove from element and add chocolate.

5. Wait for squares to melt, then mix.

6. Drizzle or pour over cake.

Enjoy!

ironwoman359

I’m so glad there’s a recipe now, I really want to try this!

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Hey here is a thing that happened. We went for a simple ganache for the glaze. Heated 1 cup of cream till hot then poured over 1 cup of semisweet and 1 cup of milk chocolate chips. Whisk untill melted and pour over your chocolate mash potato cake

thefringeperson

Found the original recipe!  (Apparently it was listed as a caramel potato cake in the original recipe book???  Anyway, now there’s two CPC recipes!)

Chocolate Potato Cake

½ cup butter
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
½ cup milk
½ cup hot riced potatoes [just pure potato, mashed, no milk or butter or pepper or salt or whatever, just pure mashed potato]
1 cup flour
2 tsp baking powder
½ tsp cinnamon
½ tsp clove
½ tsp nutmeg
½ cup grated chocolate
½ cup chopped nut meats [optional, never ever feel pressured to add nuts to your chocolate cake, our guy here didn’t!]

Just… put everything into the mixing bowl in that order, with lots of mixing in between each addition.

Into a greased and/or lined tin, and then into a moderate oven for 55 minutes (or until cooked).

Frosting

2 Tbs butter
1 cup sugar
¼ cup milk
1 square unsweetened chocolate
½ tsp vanilla [also optional, since again, not mentioned by our maker here!]

Boil, but be careful it doesn’t burn. …Basically?  Stir constantly!  (also, apparently the vanilla only gets added after the mix is taken off the heat…)

thefringeperson

He did a long-form!  He explained the steps!

andthisisausername

replace the eggs and oil with mayo for some extra cursed potato cake

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(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

andwhentheskywasopened

i found it

the original post

i found it

eviesrealitychangesdaily

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

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I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

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Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

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I legally have to reblog this

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So I'm awake again, Critters

Sorry for that

But uh


Trent Ikython is, in my opinion, somehow worse than Vecna + The Briarwoods + Hotis + The Chroma Conclave + The Duergar Royalty & Army + Avantika + The Devil Toad + Lucien & TTT all put together

Like

He alone scares me more than anything else the cast have faced over the two Campaigns combined...

And Vecna perma-killed Vax.

I actually hate Trent so fucking much, y'all

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Its because you can understand him better. The reason you are scared of him more, fear him more, is because he is simply human. And yet a monster, yet human. Ikython is what you get when you let someone go unchallenged, unguided, and let ego take the wheel for far far far too long. The dude is a fucking Sociopath, using manipulation and soft words to get people to do and react the way he wants them too. Its all a game to him, one he intends to win by any means possible. 

TL;DR Ikython is human in the worst possible ways. 

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filibusterfrog
filibusterfrog

some traits u can add to ur characters or npcs if u want!

an-aasimar-named-ted

If i may expand on these ideas. If you like, please use them as well.

Aasimar:
Hands/feet/both of brass, gold, silver, or platinum.
White pupils
Twin to Triple vocal cords (Creating a personal harmony as they speak or sing)
Tattoos of Heritage (Changes depending on where or what the celestial parent is/from)
Blood of Bismuth

Tiefling:
Split lower jaw
Hands/Feet/Both of Iron, Lead, Glass, or Pyrite
Segmented limbs/Body (Combine with Sulphur vents to make the tief look like an inferanl machine)
Minor Canine Features (Paws for feet, claws, all front teeth turn pointed, etc)

Dragonborn:
The difference between Dragonborn and Half-dragons is two things; build and wings
Long Dragonborn are a new mutation (Replaces +2 Str w/ +2 Dex)
Melanisitc (Burned) Scales
Albanistic (Bleached) Scales
Tiefling-like Horns

Gnome:
Mask-like face (Ears are longer and show emotion)
Browning/Greying Extremities
Bar, Star, or Oval Pupils
4 digits per hand/foot (3 digits is rarer)

Kobold:
4 eyes
‘Tarnished’ Scales
Metallic and Chromatic Variants
Pearlescent scales/eyes/claws


Feel free to use these along with the ones above that inspired the ones that I wrote. 

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Somnovum, in late 90s early 2000s fashion: Wwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzaaaaappppppppppp

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OMG, this is so good. Caleb’s eyes are just screaming trauma, panic, him trying both to anchor himself in reality while also trying to disassociate off into oblivion. His focus is off screen, a thousand yard stare. Beau’s eyes are haunted and terrified but determined, looking right at the camera. Her reaction to fear is not flight but fight. 

The two of them are now in the same boat, clinging to each other for support. 

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